IT'S A BEE!!!
Those three little words from your child that can spark terror and chaos in a car driving 50 mph down
the road.
IT'S GONNA STING ME!!
Just ignore it. We'll stop in a minute.
I CAN'T! ITS GONNA STING ME!
Well then just smack it!
I CAN'T- IT'LL STING ME!
Well it won't if ya smack it. It'll be dead.
STOP THE CAR!!!
Stop yelling! Just kill it or ignore it.
NO!!!! STOP THE CAR!
I can't stop the car, we're in the middle of traffic!
IT'S GONNA STING ME!!!
It won't if ya stop swinging at it....roll your window down.
I CAN'T....IT'S GONNA STING ME!
Oh for pete's sake, roll your window down.....
Did it go out?
Where'd it go? Where'd it go?
Did it go out?
Where'd it go? Where'd it go?
Wh..there it is! Stop! Don't fling it at me!!! I'm driving! JUST KILL IT!
NO! IT'LL STING ME!
Stop it! Stop flinging it at me- I'm driving! Stop it!
Oh my gosh, I'm pulling over. Don't swat at it! Stop swatting at it! Stop
it! Ok, Get out of the car!
NOW WHAT!?
I don't know. It's just flying around in there. Shoo it out.
YOU SHOO IT OUT!
Where'd it go?
OH LOOK, IT FLEW OUT! I THINK IT FLEW OUT...YEAH I'M SURE IT DID
Get in the car! Quick!
DID IT FLY OUT FOR SURE? WHAT WAS THAT!!???!
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DID IT FLY OUT FOR SURE? WHAT WAS THAT!!???!
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Cute story! Reminds me of my daughter in law....she's always been petrified of bees! Starts screaming and waving her arms around....and I'm the one allergic to them! I'm the calm one. Go figure!
ReplyDeleteI think we've all been through something similar! lol
ReplyDeletehaaaaa ! Yep ... been there done that except with a spider in the car ! Dang !! I'm lucky I didn't cause a wreck too ! :-)
ReplyDeleteHahhaha.. I read this piece with a constant smile on my face :)
ReplyDeleteI boldly say that I am afraid of nothing but when I see a bee flying towards me, it somehow manages to send chills down my spine and I start jumping up and down :D
P.S.- Hey Ginger, you are currently listed as a No-Reply-Blogger. I figured it out while I was trying to reply to a comment you left on my blog. Anyway, I replied to it on my blog but I don't think you'd get a notification for that!
-Tanya
http://tanyaanurag.blogspot.com/
Tanya thank you so much and thanks for stopping by my little blog! A no- reply? I'm not sure what that means but it sure doesn't sound good! What is it and how can I change that? Can ya help a girl out?? Lol..
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